When I was young I saw THE original zombie movie, Night of the Living Dead, which scared me so badly that I was off zombies for a long time.
But eventually I came to my senses and now I love everything zombies. And so this site is dedicated to the only friends I have, hmmm to the zombies of the world
Showing posts with label sharpened stick. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Coffee Table Killer


This  is such a great idea! Of course maybe not for homes with children! I was looking around my home, and really I don't even know what I could use if the zombie calamity should start.






I have a four poster bed, and at least one of the post comes off, but there would be a couple of problems associated with it. 

First of all it's extremely heavy, and I really don't have a great deal of upper body strength, so after a couple swings I would have to ask for a time out.

Second, it takes quite some time to unscrew, and I don't think I can hold my finger up, and ask the zombie to wait a seconds before I can finally get it off.

I might need something sharp for poking, I saw this picture of a sharpened stick that would work.


zombie killer

Though I don't know if I have anything to sharpen it with. Oh well, I better start looking. Bye.